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There's something you need to know first: I send emails daily.

Yes, daily.

No, they aren't written by AI.

No, I don't write a bunch & then drip them out. They are written live each day, and they're great. Don't take it from me...

But they are not for everyone...

4 Reasons why you wouldn't want my emails:

Reason #1 My emails are not exclusively about gardening. Really this is a plus... real people (including—I assume—you), are about way more than plants. There's dolphins, cats, chickens, family... so many things...

Reason #2 I sell things. This isn't a charity. While I make an effort to be entertaining, I also sell courses, my own and other peoples, from time to time. Also stuff... I share products and websites that I find insanely useful.

Reason #3 I'm not always a serious person. I'm real. Sometimes I joke around, and my sense of humour may not gell with yours...

Never fear, it's always easy to unsubscribe, and I won't be offended if you do.

Reason #4 I'm Australian, and I live downunder, in the antipodes, or the southern hemisphere. We're different down south. The water swirls the drain the opposite way (yes, this is true--it's physics, and I can explain it if you want), we have hundred year floods every couple of years, and droughts every time a butterfly sneezes, it's compulsory to vote, and we are proud of our participation (94% of people voting is a poor turnout). The seasons are six months out, which means we are harvesting pumpkins (squash) and mulching our annuals beds when most of the world is celebrating Easter. 

Never fear, it's always easy to unsubscribe, and I won't be offended if you do.

If You Still Want Your Download

Head on over to your emails and open the one titled Response Required: blah blah woof woof... I think that was it, anyway...

It'll be from me, Larissa Deck. 

Next hit confirm. You'll then be signed up and your guide will follow shortly.

See you in your inbox if you decide to go ahead.